I went to Ezmeralda’s to watch some Olympics and undo the agony S Factor did to my abs with some quiche and wine, and she had bought me shoes. Seriously. These are the cutest shoes my gigantic feet have ever had the privilege of wearing. I am stunned. Ezmeralda, you are amazing! What a lovely evening, and what a lovely friend.

Well now, I think you know how I feel about shoes
And I look forward to seeing you dance in these!!